It's Spamtastic #002

My fellow spam recipients,
I've had the most spamtastic week, just when I think the comments couldn't become any more obscure, you spammers have simply outdone yourselves.
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You point is valid, but I don't think you're ready for this mineral jelly.
Mental picture indeed.


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8 comments

  1. Not JUST a mental picture but a sainted mental picture ~ the image is holy!
    Is that a It's Kind of a Funny Story gif?

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    1. It's Alan from The Hangover. I'm a fan of the One Man Wolfpack.
      Hmm, a holy mental picture. Do you think that's his or her way of asking me to think of Jesus then see a psychiatrist?

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  2. HAhahah eruditeness! mineral jelly! I wonder where these ones come from lol

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    1. No idea Jeann, but he had me at mineral jelly.

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  3. That was...spamtastic! It seems like this was in another language then translated to English. FAIL.

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    1. Epic fail Dre. If that's the result of Google translate, someone may need to tell them it's broken. I'm not even sure what they're trying to tell me. I've deducted that I may need to find Jesus, seek professional help and invest in a electrical circuity trade.

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  4. Oh my gosh...this is hilarious! Thanks for sharing Kelly! (And thanks for the laughs!) Your blog is beyond epic by the way!

    ~Zoe @ The Infinite To-Read Shelf

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    1. Thanks Zoe, and same goes for your blog. Was just over there today reading your brilliant Stolen by Lucy Christopher review. I'm starting to think that maybe it's just me that is receiving this ridiculous spam.

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