It's Spamtastic: Monthly Wrap Up #003

It's been a while since I shared with you my spam comments, so I thought a monthly spam wrap was in order.
Being outdoors allows lots of language to happen spontaneously.
Does it ever! This one time... At band camp...
I visited many websites except the audio quality for audio songs current at this web site is truly superb.
Thank you, it's lovely to know my efforts are appreciated. I've been playing in a bluegrass jug band for over twenty years, and what you're hearing is my latest single, Shove Your Spam where the Sun Don't Shine. It's a country and western love song.
Тhe first food to void at all costs is white bread.
Nowadays, cupcakes are the centerpiece of the dessert table for many events.
Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout kids, cupcake sandwiches.
It's a pity you don't have a donate button! I'd definitely donate to this excellent blog!
Contact me directly and I'll be glad to take your money.
No matter if some one searches for his vital thing, so he or she wants to be available that in detail.
It's more concerning when using tweezers and a magnifying glass, and you still can't find your vital thing. Luckily for you, you can now lure the ladies with cupcake sandwiches. Can I interest you with my new single to help set the mood?
Minions adhere to a predetermined route on these lanes, that is peppered with progressively potent towers.
I think you're looking for The Notebook Sisters, those two have a thing for minions

I am also keen of getting experience.
Look, for the last time, this isn't that kind of blog. Pervert.
 

10 comments

  1. Ha! Spam can be so funny. Although I don't get that many spam comments I sometimes receive emails - from "Nigerian princesses" and the like - and they do crack me up.

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    1. Hey Maya.
      I used to get a lot of those too, but after degrading down from Google + my spam emails are virtually non existent now. I was receiving up to thirty spam emails per day. But the blog still gets overrun. At least we can laugh at their efforts.

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  2. This is so hilarious! I hate spam, good thing I've got a spam catcher plugin that does it work perfectly!

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    1. Blogger filters the spam too, but it sits under a spam tab, and I've accumulated hundreds in there. I should post an adults only spamtastic, it's amazing how often I get asked if I want to increase the size of my penis.

      Considering I'm female and all.

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  3. Oh my gosh....these are so funny. But I like your song "Shove Your Spam where the Sun Don't Shine" I'm definitely voting for a vlog of you singing that. Yup. Also CUPCAKES ALL ROUND. We do have a thing for minions, too, yes, nice little yellow ones with goggles. Oh oh despicable us.

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    1. Are you offering to do a duet?
      We may need a guitarist... Or a jug player.

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  4. LoL! I hardly get any spam and if I do it's always the generic click this link for a chance to win or something like that. Your spam has more personality ;)

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  5. Haha that single of yours is sure to hit the top charts ;D Spammers are so annoying. My spam is usually just gibberish... At least yours are funny? Haha.
    -Marianne

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  6. lol, some of those spam comments can be so funny. Luckily Askismet and my Firewall plugin catch most of the spam comments. Sometimes I scroll through them to see if there aren't real comments that have been marked as spam or just to laugh at the spam comments and wonder how some of those arrive at a book blog.

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